06-15-11, 01:04 PM | #1 |
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Bad Jokes
I heard a joke the other day that was really bad. It shouldn't have been funny, yet it still was. I'm sure we've all got some of those jokes, so let's hear them.
Here's the one I heard: A pirate walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up at the pirate and says, "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Aye, it sure is. And it's drivin' me nuts!" BB
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lol that sucks biggins.
So a blond and a white white guy are sitting in a bar when an Indian walks in with one eye. The white guy says to the blond, "Hey! Look at the Indian with one eye!" The blond put one hand over her eye and looks at the Indian.
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Hey, I actually like that joke.
What about this.... What's red and smells like blue paint? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Red paint
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Would it be easier if I just recited Laffy Taffy jokes?
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What goes clip-----clop clip-----clop BANG CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP
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HAHAHAHAHAHA y'all make me:
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That actually is pretty funny Anthony!
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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I feel off a 50 foot ladder last night
Thank fully it was on the first step.
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What goes 999 thump, 999 thump, 999 thump?
A millipede with a wooden leg.
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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?
He couldn't part with it.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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Havent you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
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and most cannibal jokes are less filling.
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As expected, this thread is awful. Who would start such a thread?!
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There....fixed that for you.
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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
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About as many to fukc that up! lol
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! boss.....i think that is what the joke is. but i like BOTH his and oyurs. FUNNY!!!
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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?!?! BB
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?
Because he was trying to find Pooh!
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Last one: If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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