07-16-13, 10:02 PM | #1 |
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An old Marine Pilot...
An old Marine pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing is old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes. First Stearmans, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds. So yes, I guess I'm a pilot. What about you, what are you?" She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women." The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." BB
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07-17-13, 12:06 AM | #2 |
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lmfao, I guess their's more lesbian's out there than I thought.
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07-17-13, 05:43 AM | #3 |
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From one Lesbian trapped in a MAN's body to another....GREAT STORY!
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hahaha, yeah that is good anthony.
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