A 1/4 stick Christmas

1/4 stick · 12-24-09, 06:45 AM

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Cept for me gently peeling the tape from a gift
Dang! It’s a Heddon Mouse!

When suddenly I heard up on the roof
A bump and the sound of a young man’s shout
“Holy %@#! Batman! That stuff’s a hundred proof!
Your drunk @%$ best look out!”
Then a slurred voice that sounded quite grave
“Non-sense Bloy Bunder! We (hic) musrst be brave!
Now out of the Bat-Sleigh and to the Bat-Cave!”

Then there was a thump
A bump
A “Dang!”
And a “@#$%”
From the chimney there came
Right onto the fire
A caped crusader with a great BAM!

Again from above the voice of a young man
“Holy Ever-Clear Batman! That’s not the cave
You’ve gone down a chimney
You’re a drunken fool Batman!”

His eyes grew wide as he looked at me
“I’m ¼ stick.” I said,
“Who you be?”
Twas quite shocked by his reply
“Can‘t you see?
I’m Batman, young JedI!”

His eyes grew wider
as he squealed “Yeeeeow!”
The fire grew brighter
As he began to prowl
I was amazed
As he ran through my house
With the seat of his cape ablaze

Though my living room
Down the hall
Into my kitchen
He ran into a wall
With the extinguisher
I put out his blaze
One thing for sure
This Bat had no grace

Back down the hall
And out the front door
He tripped on the mat
And started to fall
He was caught by a boy wonder
“I got you Batman. I gotta say
You’re certainly no bore.”
I agree with Robin
That much is for shore!

Back to the roof
Robin loaded Batman into the sleigh with care
“Batman you’re a goof.
From now on I hide the liquor!”

The turbine started
And the exhaust spit fire
“Batman you farted!”
Said his young squire
“Dark Knight my @%#!
You’re a big bag of dark gas!”

And on their journey they started
Leaving my roof with a roar
But before they parted
Robin let out with a shout
“Merry freakin Christmas to all!
I think I’ll pick up batgirl
we’ll all have a ball!!”

Merry Christmas everybody!

Bassboss · 12-24-09, 08:30 AM

Merry Christmas 1/4th, and pre potary that is this, brought a tear to my eye!

muddy · 12-24-09, 09:26 AM

You are just not right! Merry Christmas 1/4

bamabassman · 12-24-09, 03:10 PM

Hahahaha, merry christmas stick!

woody · 12-24-09, 03:25 PM

Stick, I think that you have smoked one to many hams in your life. But still, have yourself a very Merry Christmas!

-Mark

zooker · 12-24-09, 03:32 PM

please put the bong down and step back..

zooker

1/4 stick · 12-24-09, 04:45 PM

Believe it or not... That was my sober mind working there.

bcklash · 12-24-09, 10:51 PM

Merry x-mas 1/4 stick that was funny

MallenManson · 12-25-09, 11:47 AM

1/4, you just ain't right....

12-24-09, 06:45 AM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	A 1/4 stick Christmas Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Cept for me gently peeling the tape from a gift Dang! It’s a Heddon Mouse! When suddenly I heard up on the roof A bump and the sound of a young man’s shout “Holy %@#! Batman! That stuff’s a hundred proof! Your drunk @%$ best look out!” Then a slurred voice that sounded quite grave “Non-sense Bloy Bunder! We (hic) musrst be brave! Now out of the Bat-Sleigh and to the Bat-Cave!” Then there was a thump A bump A “Dang!” And a “@#$%” From the chimney there came Right onto the fire A caped crusader with a great BAM! Again from above the voice of a young man “Holy Ever-Clear Batman! That’s not the cave You’ve gone down a chimney You’re a drunken fool Batman!” His eyes grew wide as he looked at me “I’m ¼ stick.” I said, “Who you be?” Twas quite shocked by his reply “Can‘t you see? I’m Batman, young JedI!” His eyes grew wider as he squealed “Yeeeeow!” The fire grew brighter As he began to prowl I was amazed As he ran through my house With the seat of his cape ablaze Though my living room Down the hall Into my kitchen He ran into a wall With the extinguisher I put out his blaze One thing for sure This Bat had no grace Back down the hall And out the front door He tripped on the mat And started to fall He was caught by a boy wonder “I got you Batman. I gotta say You’re certainly no bore.” I agree with Robin That much is for shore! Back to the roof Robin loaded Batman into the sleigh with care “Batman you’re a goof. From now on I hide the liquor!” The turbine started And the exhaust spit fire “Batman you farted!” Said his young squire “Dark Knight my @%#! You’re a big bag of dark gas!” And on their journey they started Leaving my roof with a roar But before they parted Robin let out with a shout “Merry freakin Christmas to all! I think I’ll pick up batgirl we’ll all have a ball!!” Merry Christmas everybody! __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify Last edited by 1/4 stick; 12-24-09 at 07:07 AM.

12-24-09, 08:30 AM	#2
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Merry Christmas 1/4th, and pre potary that is this, brought a tear to my eye! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

12-24-09, 03:10 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Hahahaha, merry christmas stick! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

12-24-09, 03:32 PM	#6
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	please put the bong down and step back.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

12-24-09, 04:45 PM	#7
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Believe it or not... That was my sober mind working there. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

12-24-09, 09:26 AM	#3
muddy BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 350	You are just not right! Merry Christmas 1/4

12-24-09, 03:25 PM	#5
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Stick, I think that you have smoked one to many hams in your life. But still, have yourself a very Merry Christmas! -Mark

12-24-09, 10:51 PM	#8
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Merry x-mas 1/4 stick that was funny __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

12-25-09, 11:47 AM	#9
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	1/4, you just ain't right.... __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

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