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Chuck Norris Jokes
Dont ask me why , but I love those chuck norris jokes...
Heres a couple http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/ |
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hahaha, gooduns cmorg.
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Chuck Norris is 1/4 Native American. It had nothing to do with his bloodline. The man ate a $%&@*!$ Indian.
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Follow these directions...
type "Find chuck norris" into google. Click the i'm feeling lucky button. Read the red writing. |
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Ahhahaha , thats awsome... I wonder if chuck likes all these jokes about him ?
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I seen the facts on him!
Funny ah!
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I once heard that he was fast enough to run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head . not that it would work not even he would be able to sneak up on himself .
jim
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I used to have a 2 section poster that had the top 100 norris jokes on it
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He was on Glenn Beck recently and played around with the jokes. He's a cool guy, realizes its a good fun.
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to tell ya the truth, even at 60 yrs of age... i STILL wouldn't pick a fight with him. he was and is a bad azz feller.
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Jedi call on the Force.
The Force calls on Chuck Norris...
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