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State Mottos
Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona - But It’s A Dry Heat. Arkansas - Literacy Ain’t Everything. California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois - Please, Don’t Pronounce the "S" Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine - We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Laughs Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker! New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma - Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon - Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal Rhode Island - We’re Not REALLY An Island South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee - The Edyoocashun State Texas - Se Hablo Ingles Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont - Ay, Yep Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington - We Have More Rain Than You Do West Virginia - One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming - Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared |
11-22-11, 07:42 PM | #2 |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! that's good.
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11-22-11, 08:52 PM | #3 |
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I liked it too.
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Funny, think georgia could be a little better and more fitting, but as a South Carolinian i was thinking somewhere along the same lines. haha.
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That's some funny stuff.
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Joe That really was funny Posting jokes and humor here has proved to be a feast or famine proposition but you did good this time. I'm not a SC native and I love the south and all but give me a break. This is one crazy state. What do you mean Ken? Well how's this...if you get caught without a seat belt, even as a passenger its $75...If you want to fly down the interstate with your girl on the back of your CBR1000 with no helmets on......have a nice day????? What kind of twisted logic is that?? Last year or so they lowered the statutory rape age to 14???? Thats right just go ahead and hit that 9th grade girl!!! she's old enough to decide what she wants???? Absolutely crazy stuff and it just goes on and on and on???
Sorry for the rant. OP made me laugh!!! Edit----one last thing----all this confederate flag flying business...well for 2 maybe 3 of them it really is a heritage not hate thing, but for the rest it is nothing more than plain old hatred passed down through generations of haters and these guys just won't let it go...sad...
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Thats halarious, hahaha. I can't pick a favoritee. Like them all!!!
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West Virginia- Where it's all relative.
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adam.......THAT is a goodun. hahaha!!!!
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Great addition Bassin!!!
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What Adam didn't tell ya John, is that all my kin folk are from WVA. And everyone one of them has the same last name has Keithdog, Hudgins. I'm not kidding either.
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Ohio couldn't be more true!!!!!
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We don't claim most of them though.....But John it makes me glad I took after my mom so much sometimes
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LOL! Not a one on there I didn't laugh at!
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