06-23-08, 04:40 PM
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suprise package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim." "Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??" "Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!" So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says. "Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey. "Is it your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved. "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!" "Then, who is it?" Jim asks. Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"
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06-23-08, 08:28 PM
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Run, Jim, run!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-23-08, 08:44 PM
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 BARF!
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06-23-08, 09:08 PM
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o my gosh ha ha ha
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06-23-08, 09:50 PM
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true story??? wait, don't answer that.
That's pretty dang funny though. BB
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06-23-08, 11:06 PM
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wow i read the joke quickly laughed then copied and pasted never realized the name in the joke was jim wtf oh well still funny
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