You might be a fisherman if...

[WatterBoy]

Not sure if this has been posted on this site before or not, but I ran across it on a MN fishing site earlier tonight and hadn't seen it before and thought some of them were funny. I don't know why, but the "palomar knot" and "four seasons" ones really crack me up.

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You might be a fisherman if...

You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

You keep a flippin' stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

Your kids know it's Saturday...because the boat is gone.