Joke

joedog · 09-08-11, 10:54 AM

Read this joke, thought I would share it. Hope I don't offend anyone! A woman in a hot air ballon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a fisherman in a boat below. She shouted to him,"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his GPS unit and replied, "Your in a hot air ballon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a republican." "I am!" replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the woman,"everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a democrat." " I am." replied the ballonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where your going. You've risen to where you are due to alot of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. Your in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we meet, but somehow now, its MY FAULT!" Again, I apoligize if I offended anyone!

carolina-rig-01 · 09-08-11, 06:33 PM

HAHAHAHA That's funny!

nofearengineer · 09-08-11, 06:35 PM

Don't worry, Joe.

If you haven't offended anyone...try harder.

WaffleJaw · 09-08-11, 07:44 PM

I think all parties can agree...They all want a day where they can say:

''You wanna meet up?...No problem,Ill meet you in my hot air balloon!''

pro reel · 09-08-11, 09:44 PM

thats hilarious.

Bassboss · 09-08-11, 10:33 PM

Lmao! That's pretty good! Democrat or republican!

joedog · 09-09-11, 09:53 AM

I was fishing this morning, got 3 nothing really worth mentioning but a fish is a fish regardless. Anyway I got to thinking and I would like to add alittle to the previous joke. Joke reads exactly as written with the the addition of a co-angler. After...it's MY FAULT! You add...... The co-angler pitches in and says, "I don't know about the two of you but I'M GOING FISHING!" The angler and the balloonist look at each other and in unison say, "Gotta be an Independent!"

bamabassman · 09-09-11, 05:51 PM

lmao!! that is me joedog.

islandbass · 09-09-11, 07:02 PM

That is a good one!

09-08-11, 10:54 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Joke Read this joke, thought I would share it. Hope I don't offend anyone! A woman in a hot air ballon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a fisherman in a boat below. She shouted to him,"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his GPS unit and replied, "Your in a hot air ballon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a republican." "I am!" replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the woman,"everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a democrat." " I am." replied the ballonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where your going. You've risen to where you are due to alot of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. Your in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we meet, but somehow now, its MY FAULT!" Again, I apoligize if I offended anyone!

09-08-11, 06:35 PM	#3
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Don't worry, Joe. If you haven't offended anyone...try harder. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

09-08-11, 07:44 PM	#4
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	I think all parties can agree...They all want a day where they can say: ''You wanna meet up?...No problem,Ill meet you in my hot air balloon!'' __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

09-08-11, 10:33 PM	#6
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	Lmao! That's pretty good! Democrat or republican! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

09-09-11, 05:51 PM	#8
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	lmao!! that is me joedog. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

09-08-11, 06:33 PM	#2
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	HAHAHAHA That's funny!

09-08-11, 09:44 PM	#5
pro reel BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wichita Kansas Posts: 761	thats hilarious.

09-09-11, 09:53 AM	#7
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	I was fishing this morning, got 3 nothing really worth mentioning but a fish is a fish regardless. Anyway I got to thinking and I would like to add alittle to the previous joke. Joke reads exactly as written with the the addition of a co-angler. After...it's MY FAULT! You add...... The co-angler pitches in and says, "I don't know about the two of you but I'M GOING FISHING!" The angler and the balloonist look at each other and in unison say, "Gotta be an Independent!"

09-09-11, 07:02 PM	#9
islandbass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: WA State Posts: 1,783	That is a good one! __________________ ARX "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." Doug Larson (Shimano 2005 Reel Catalog)

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