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Re: bad pick-up lines
Thanks Zook. I hang around I just don't post much. You guys keep everything covered pretty well.
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02-06-05, 01:13 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Walk up to her and look her straight in the eyes and ask."Can i smell your p*ssy?" and when she say's "NO" just tell her "It must be her feet........."
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02-06-05, 01:24 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
" I lost my phone number, can I have yours"
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02-06-05, 08:11 AM
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How many beers will it take for you to say yes ? or Its beautiful women like you that makes it difficult for guys like me to get a date. You know since they put the stalking laws in effect. Maybe something like I am doing volunteer work trying to become a sex therapist and need another volunteer to conduct training, are you a volunteer type lady? ;D ;D ;D P N J
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02-06-05, 09:56 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
now that is a load of crap pnj we all know your favorite pick up line is "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
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02-06-05, 11:10 AM
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Lmao. ;D ;D ;D Creekgeek, Why was Will Smith dreaming about you ? ??? Zooker, it ain't nothing but a load of crap.Once your married for 15 years ,all you can do is dream about getting some, not unless you take matters into your own hand.I think there is something morally wrong with that, but tell me you haven't ever done that, then go look in a mirror to see a person who isn't exactly telling the truth. ;D ;D ;D P N J
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02-06-05, 12:58 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
[quote author=pig_n_jig link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=25#30 date=02/06/05 at 09:10:29]Lmao. Â*;D ;D ;D Creekgeek, Why was Will Smith dreaming about you ? Â*??? Zooker, it ain't nothing but a load of crap.Once your married for 15 years ,all you can do is dream about getting some, not unless you take matters into your own hand.I think there is something morally wrong with that, but tell me you haven't ever done that, then go look in a mirror to see a person who isn't exactly telling the truth. ;D Â*;D Â*;D P N J[/quote]
LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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02-06-05, 04:40 PM
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nothing wrong with taking matter's in to ones hands as i see it. but if marrige causes you to do it more often then why get married?? if this is the case i would rather stay single with girlfriend.
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02-06-05, 07:35 PM
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stay away from rosey palmer ;D here we go: are u from knoxville? cause u are the only ten i see
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02-07-05, 11:46 AM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
"You must believe in the Hereafter?" " Why's that? Because you look like you are hereafter what I am hereafter."
"Hi. Do you believe in casual sex?" Charles |
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02-09-05, 06:28 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Hi, I'm divorced....and you?
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It's easier to accept getting turned down by the same woman, than it is by alot of different women! ;D ;D ;D I bet your name is Mickey, cause your so fine. |
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03-04-05, 08:56 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
dunno if it was posted here before but here goes- "Baby, if you hold 11 roses in front of your face and look in a mirror, youll see the 12 most beautiful things"
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03-05-05, 01:16 AM
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im sure uve tried power bass ;D
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03-06-05, 11:18 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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03-07-05, 03:50 AM
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lmao lone... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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03-07-05, 10:54 AM
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Â* Â* An Arkansas pick up line; Â*"Get in the truck b.i.t.c.h."
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03-07-05, 06:44 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
jackl
figured yours was "you working? good get in.. " zooker
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03-07-05, 07:28 PM
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ZOOKER,
More like "Got any free samples?' JackL |
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03-07-05, 07:51 PM
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LMAO jackl
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03-07-05, 08:15 PM
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An Arkansas pick up line; Â*"Get in the truck b.i.t.c.h."
I think in Arkansas they pronounce it Beeeeaaach. |
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03-07-05, 08:36 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
..."nice boooots"...
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03-07-05, 10:48 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
Let's go fishing! You can use my Ugly Stik.
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03-07-05, 11:09 PM
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Re: bad pick-up lines
[quote author=Lone_Archer link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=25#47 date=03/07/05 at 20:48:35]Let's go fishing! You can use my Ugly Stik. [/quote]
Replace "Ugly Stick" with "Stiff Rod" Lizards |
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03-08-05, 12:30 AM
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[quote author=lizardsrule link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=25#48 date=03/07/05 at 21:09:47]
Replace "Ugly Stick" with "Stiff Rod" Lizards[/quote] wow lizards, poppin out a funny one finally  ;D good job
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