Which one do you have??

bassbooger · 03-06-07, 10:32 AM

Medical Distinctions:

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

K-Driz · 03-06-07, 11:41 AM

Definitely GUTS. With this, she'll be angry and maybe beat on you with the broom. Guts is better than Balls since the Balls option will most likely help you to receive a kick in the boys, which would be worse than getting beat up with a broom any day.

ToPwAt'R GuY · 03-06-07, 06:54 PM

LMAO pretty good descriptions.

03-06-07, 10:32 AM	#1
bassbooger BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dallas, NC Posts: 316	Which one do you have?? Medical Distinctions: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. __________________ cast, reel, cast!!! Repeat if necessary!! Dallas, NC

03-06-07, 11:41 AM	#2
K-Driz BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Murray or Smithfield, KY Posts: 209	Definitely GUTS. With this, she'll be angry and maybe beat on you with the broom. Guts is better than Balls since the Balls option will most likely help you to receive a kick in the boys, which would be worse than getting beat up with a broom any day.

03-06-07, 06:54 PM	#3
ToPwAt'R GuY BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: missouri Posts: 930	LMAO pretty good descriptions.

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