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Old 04-04-07, 01:05 PM   #1
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an oldie....but a goodie....captions please

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Old 04-04-07, 01:51 PM   #2
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No, as tempting as it is, I'll pass on this one......
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Old 04-04-07, 02:15 PM   #3
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I never knew they sang the National Anthem during golf outings
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Old 04-04-07, 04:04 PM   #4
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Hole in one!
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Old 04-04-07, 04:50 PM   #5
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Golf announcer:
"Phil Mickelson just found the sweet spot...oooohhhh! and the crowd holds their breath as it glides into the hole".
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Old 04-04-07, 06:43 PM   #6
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"o wow,i dont know what to say...glamorous, maybe even a little holy!!!"
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Old 04-04-07, 07:45 PM   #7
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I'm with bet on this one.
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"Looks like Phil is just finishing the front 9 while his buddy is sinking the last putt on the back 9."
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Old 04-05-07, 02:36 PM   #9
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Golf announcer:

He just Philled the cup on that hole, and spared his Birdie!
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Old 04-05-07, 04:04 PM   #10
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His grip's were a little wet, but he still managed to sink that one.
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Old 04-05-07, 10:40 PM   #12
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Oh My God! I Think It Winked At Me!!!
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Rectum! Damn near killed 'em!
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thinking the divot tool would work well for hemmeriod removal, the pair played through much to the dismay of the gallery!!
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Old 04-06-07, 11:15 AM   #15
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Coming to a movie theatre near you...a remake of the classic, but with a modern twist...get ready for "Caddie Shag"
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Everyone agreed that his chip on the 18th SHOULD have gone in and that Mickelson got screwed.
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USA Today
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Caddie Jim "Bones" McKay reacts as Phil Mickelson is hit by a screaming line drive that seemed to come out of nowhere during today's first round of the Masters. Mickelson, at the time of his injury, held a 3 shot lead over favored Tiger Woods. This stray shot came out of the gallery during Mickelson's third shot on the fourth hole at Augusta. Mickelson was immediately rushed to University Hospital where he was examined by urologist Dr. Richard Hertz and was later released. Mickelson, in a statement read by his manager, states that he will be returning to the PGA tour as soon as possible. It seems that Mickelson was suffering from a slight case of laryngitis.
In other news, Tiger Woods, who was paired in front of Mickelson, was seen chuckling and laughing throughout the afternoon for no apparent reason.
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Old 04-08-07, 09:12 AM   #18
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I never knew they sang the National Anthem during golf outings
It oughta be sung and/or played at ALL events...and there oughta be a Judeo-Christian-any non-violent religion's prayer too!
May I, once again, offer this...from our friends in the UK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQOQWAKnB1Q

God Save The Queen!

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Old 04-08-07, 11:12 AM   #19
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Now Thats What I Call A Putter
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Old 04-08-07, 11:13 AM   #20
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Or..

Oh This Guy Has Really Been Working On His Putz
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