05-21-07, 08:07 PM | #1 |
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Giggin For The Fishboy
Went out today after working nightshift 12 hrs.,Drivin home 3 hrs. too nice to sleep,hooked up the boat to go take a look.As I fished ,I thought of my friend Zook.
So I was using frogs,on the pads,from the depths came a PICKERAL I saw a blue Heron, and asked him "Where are the Bass", He replied..... [QUOTE] Under your boat you silly ***,I said thankyou Stupid stork.....So I threw a frog that looked like a piece of pork. And I gots me a little Bass a poem by OUTLAW copyright 2007
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05-21-07, 08:57 PM | #2 |
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Outlaw, how do you get the birds to talk back?? I asked some geese this weekend and got no answers,, What the f!@#$?????
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It takes a little practice Brush Hog,Keep practicing and you will get it
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That is a nice pickeral there Outlaw. That lake looks like it belongs somewhere in the south with all those lilly pads.....I never would guess it is in PA.
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05-22-07, 10:57 AM | #5 |
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Are You That Into S&m That You Carry A Whip On Your Belt At All Times Outlaw Lol Jk. Nice Fish. I Like Your Boat Setup Too. What Part Of Pa Are You From.
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Yeah, Its in NorthEast P.A.,Its about 25 miles from Bloomsburg I-80.As far as the whip LOL,Its my HD keychain,I used to always misplace my keys till I got something big-n-bulky ,now I can find them easier.Most of the lakes around here have some lily pads like this (The good places anyway) and I love fishin them ,I like crawling a weedless frog or minnow on top of them,no matter how thick,then when I get to a pocket or small opening letit sit and it usually gets slammed.That pickeral made a cool wake from about 5 feet away. -Thanks-
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And I just realized my fly is down,And that my beer belly is gettin bigger,I better do some more excercise,Fishing is exercise right?......................................
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05-22-07, 04:39 PM | #8 |
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LOL!! Your fly is down! Now we know how he catches those fish...
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05-22-07, 05:59 PM | #9 |
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outlaw flyin da colors fer sure..
now if i could only get outlaw to slid the frog under that over hanging reed grass he would catch some more.. the frog is not like a buzzbait where you can catch bass by fan casting 8-10 feet a part. the frog is a 3-4 foot a part bait.. oh yeah seeing you pointed it out.. are you looking for a date or are ya just hot?? zooker
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Outlaw, you sure have a great looking place to fish.
Congrats on your catch and fly that battle flag with pride! Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton........ Wait a minute-I am !
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05-22-07, 08:38 PM | #11 |
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the resemblance to borat is uncanny, you should be getting residuals rofl Last edited by JB; 05-23-07 at 08:15 AM. |
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Outlaw has been farked by JB! Welcome to the club !
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ROTFLMAO - No offense JB , your skill are legendary, but this may be the first time the real photo is funnier than your photoshop.... If i had any techno skill I think I'd photoshop a banjo minnow inot that open fly!!! Even if I wasn't into fishing this place is worth the price of admission just for this kind of stuff!!!
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i put borat in the back of the boat and should have left him there without adding outlaws mug...i tried every color/hue/lightness adjustment in the program but just couldn't get his face color to match the body.
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Theres No way JR.Your from my loins When I get home Im gonna punch your Momma right in the mouth.............WHAT MOVIE.....?
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