More Blonde Jokes

[BigBassin144]

Two blondes were hiking when they one of them stopped and said, "Hey! Look at those deer tracks."

The other one looks down at them and goes, "those aren't deer tracks. Those are from a bear."

The first blonde replies, "Those are deer tracks you dummy, not bear tracks!"

The second blonde was starting to get mad. "Those are bear tracks! I'm positive they are!"

The first one says, " There is no possible way those are bear tracks!! They have to be deer tracks!"

WHOOOOSH!!!!!!!!! All of a sudden both the blondes were knocked dead........

Turns out, they were train tracks.

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There is a blonde in the middle of a field rowing a boat like she is on a lake. She's just sitting, and rowing. Another blonde pull's up in her car, stops that car, get's out and starts yelling at the blonde in the boat. "Hey you! It's blondes like you that give us all bad names!!! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your *ss !!!!!!!"



Hope you enjoy,
BB

[bamabassman]

hahahaha, still funny after all these years. good to see it again.