Unanswered Questions of the Universe

[BigBassin144]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
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> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
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> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "Lisp"?
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> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the ta ble you always manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


And here's something to just make ya feel better:
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you





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[carolina-rig-01]

seen that one before, it's pretty good though!

[bamabassman]

hahahahahaha, funny and correct in soooo many ways.

[flfireman]

Yeah, I work in a 4 man station. We are attempting to figure out now who it is.

[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by flfireman

Yeah, I work in a 4 man station. We are attempting to figure out now who it is.

What if you happen to be the clitch in the system, and all of ya are nuts? Then who decides who's crazy? Or vise-versa?

[bamabassman]

hahahahaha, sounds like the three stooges movie. hahahahaha, fireman running around and the building goes down juuuust as they get there. hahahaha.

[BigBassin144]

Originally Posted by flfireman

Yeah, I work in a 4 man station. We are attempting to figure out now who it is.

Good luck with that, and let us know.

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[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by bamabassman

hahahahaha, sounds like the three stooges movie. hahahahaha, fireman running around and the building goes down juuuust as they get there. hahahaha.

The Three Stooges & flfireman
in
The Twilight Zone
"FIREHOUSE"
with special performance by
Who Krazy -You Krazy

[bamabassman]

that's it 1/4 stick, hahahahahaha.

[BigBassin144]

good one 1/4. Thats funny right there.

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