Skin Graft

BigBassin144 · 06-12-08, 10:12 AM

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft

any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered

to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where

the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their

secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked

more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives

just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone

with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He

said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the

thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

BB

MrPhotographer06 · 06-12-08, 10:52 AM

hahah i've heard it with the man-woman opposite

i've also heard
woman got rushed to the hospital as she was in labor with her baby .. foolishly she had drank during the development of the baby and didnt know until it was born that it had a defect.. it had no eyelids.. so they had to do something or the baby's eyes would dry out. So they decided to graft skin from the baby since it was a little bit fat anyway.. the surgey came out all nice and dandy and the babys dad was part japanese and talking to the surgon and said" even with his new eyelids he looks like me" and the surgen said yeah he does look a little cockeyed

Jim80 · 06-12-08, 12:59 PM

hahahaha good ones

bamabassman · 06-12-08, 11:07 PM

hahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

stevomac59 · 06-12-08, 11:16 PM

Good One. LOL ROFL

-stevo

bamabassman · 06-12-08, 11:23 PM

What about the Lady that had fat taken from her butt and injected in her lips. Now every time she talks her husband tells her shes talking out her a**. Mrs bamabassman

BigBassin144 · 06-13-08, 09:11 AM

Never heard that, but thats funny, although kind of disturbing.

BB

06-12-08, 10:12 AM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Skin Graft A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-12-08, 10:52 AM	#2
MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	hahah i've heard it with the man-woman opposite i've also heard woman got rushed to the hospital as she was in labor with her baby .. foolishly she had drank during the development of the baby and didnt know until it was born that it had a defect.. it had no eyelids.. so they had to do something or the baby's eyes would dry out. So they decided to graft skin from the baby since it was a little bit fat anyway.. the surgey came out all nice and dandy and the babys dad was part japanese and talking to the surgon and said" even with his new eyelids he looks like me" and the surgen said yeah he does look a little cockeyed __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

06-12-08, 12:59 PM	#3
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	hahahaha good ones __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

06-12-08, 11:16 PM	#5
stevomac59 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Laredo, TX Posts: 455	Good One. LOL ROFL -stevo __________________ stevomac59 Always strapped...with a rod

06-13-08, 09:11 AM	#7
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Never heard that, but thats funny, although kind of disturbing. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-12-08, 11:07 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha

06-12-08, 11:23 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	What about the Lady that had fat taken from her butt and injected in her lips. Now every time she talks her husband tells her shes talking out her a**. Mrs bamabassman

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