Banana Test.

[jmartin]

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Wh o d o you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.







If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
Yeah ............. I fell for it too !!!

[cassidyta]

Goes to show what I know...apparently nothing

[Rodman_Rob]

lol, I'm dull.

[WTL]

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Wh o d o you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds !!!
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.


Here is my analysis.

Per the underline section, I think they are implying for some reason that there is a banana in the tree. Maybe the owl hid a banana in the tree. Maybe the tree is confused too.

And I said the lion. I figured the squirrel would grab it, walk down the truck then the lion would kill the squirrel. I dont, for the record think thats dull.

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by WTL

And I said the lion. I figured the squirrel would grab it, walk down the truck then the lion would kill the squirrel. I dont, for the record think thats dull.

Lions rarely eat bananas and when I say rarely, I mean if they eat a monkey with one in its stomach, but lions NEVER eat bananas off coquonut trees. and squirrels eat nuts ya big dummy jeeez.

[WTL]

I don't think Squirrels, Chimps, Lions and Giraffes socialize enough to make bets and friendly competitions.

[Rodman_Rob]

did I ever tell you the joke about the squirrel, chimp, lion, and giraffe sitting around a fire......ah nevermind

[jmartin]

Hows bout the little Jungle guy comes along and kills all the animals befor they get the banana and has a cookout and eats the banana for desert. Just a thought.

[WTL]

A koala, buffalo, prarie dog and armadillo are having a BBQ.

The prarie dog challenges the others to a game of horseshoes. Who wins?

[jmartin]

??????? whoever gets to 21 first

[WTL]

Hahahahahhhahahhhaahhahahhaha, nooooo


What on earth would a koala be doing playing horsehoes with a buffalo, prarie dog and armadillo? Koalas live in austrailia!

Jeez, ur dum!

[jmartin]

That was the most logical answer I could come up with, but you have a very good point.

[dubyatee]

lol i feel retarded now

[jooleyen]

Koalas also live in Wisconsin. They're even in Canada. So are buffalos.
I'm not kidding you.

[Fishnngolfn]

Originally Posted by jooleyen

Koalas also live in Wisconsin. They're even in Canada. So are buffalos.
I'm not kidding you.

Where do you find creepy grasshoppers with human heads?

[WTL]

A creepy grasshopper with a human head, a shark and an artichoke are sitting at a bar. The artichoke dares the shark to see if he can outdrink him. The creepy grasshopper with the human head judges.

Who wins?

[Jim80]

Creepy grasshopper with human head eats the artichoke ---- game over

[Rodman_Rob]

arti-chokes and sharks are cancer resistant so he can drink as much as he wants, whoever the shark doesn't eat wins.

[bamabassman]

when did we start speaking japenese? or chinese, or whatever the heck ya'll are talking, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.