Our Rights

[Jim80]

Our Rights: The following was
written by State Representative Mitchell Kaye from Cobb County, GA We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid anymore riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and securethe blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, basically lazy people. We hold these truths to be self-evident:
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful. Do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big-screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.
ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to pursue happiness, which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

[WTL]

Foolish post. Everybody know that the GOP has been supressing Utopia on earth, just like they paid off Ford to not introduce that carburetor that gets 200 mpg.

I for one am glad that our glorious leader has arrived to bring us to Revolution in our time! Yes We Can!!!

[Jim80]

Nice , it was a joke that I got in my E-mail and figured I chuckled at it why not .


Jim

[Bob Smith]

Originally Posted by WTL

Foolish post. Everybody know that the GOP has been supressing Utopia on earth, just like they paid off Ford to not introduce that carburetor that gets 200 mpg.

I for one am glad that our glorious leader has arrived to bring us to Revolution in our time! Yes We Can!!!

I sure hope you don't believe that dribble.

[WTL]

Obama has already promised to pay my student loans, buy me a house (i be poor), make sure I have a job with a great wage, and give us po folk hope. He has the audacity of hope yeh see? Nobody in history before obama (which will soon be called proto-historie) had ever had that amazing idea that da guvernment can do ev erything for the individual so as we dont need no war, homeless ness or hurtful competition to see who has the nessesarily skills 2 survive. Hes a geniuos.

[Jim80]

Originally Posted by WTL

Obama has already promised to pay my student loans, buy me a house (i be poor), make sure I have a job with a great wage, and give us po folk hope. He has the audacity of hope yeh see? Nobody in history before obama (which will soon be called proto-historie) had ever had that amazing idea that da guvernment can do ev erything for the individual so as we dont need no war, homeless ness or hurtful competition to see who has the nessesarily skills 2 survive. Hes a geniuos.

Thats to much man funny as all he** but wrong all the same .


Jim

[Lilmoosecountry]

You keep your HOPE. I'll keep my GUNS.

[hookup]

[WTL]

Mister Obama says we dont need no guns in the future wheras the guberamanet is gooin to protect us from violince and poverty and having to try too hard so we wont need no arms or da secund amendment. I' 4 one is proud for the fist time to be is a american!

[Jim80]

trying to avoid the gun control conversation all together, but there are certain liberties that i believe and hope will endure and the right to own a firearm is one of them , Obama by himself isn't enough to disarm a country . Love the sarcasticness of the posts your making Wtl

Jim

[WTL]

Me 2 jimmie! I fo 1 am appreciitive of the fact that we folks will allways be able to have our greevenses addressed, which means that if I make a single mistake and run up 50 Gs on my credet cards I can call on my good friends in the bigass party to speak on ma bihalf. Na, if you gents will excuse me I got a mortage to sign.

[Jim80]

Us po folk have ta stick tagether on that there issue, the sad thing is we haven't seen the worst of the economy yet the bail out money will run out sometime in Febuary then the sh** will hit the fan so to say .

Jim

[WTL]

Its ok though. Our leaders in their infinite wisdom decided to eliminate the gold standard in 71, which means our currency is tied to nothing but the name of the dollar. What this means is we will never really run out of money, just value.

This is good because it gives our glorious politiks the ability to efficiently redistribute all the wealth in this country to their friends shortly before the collaspe of the American economy without the average joe realizing it. Just print more dollars and give them to whom they see fit, these people will quickly trade the dollar for whatever they can that has instrinsic value. All savings and debt in terms of dollars will be neutralized.

Gosh, dey sure is smart!

[Lilmoosecountry]

Were here at the blackhouse as brother Obama is about to speak on the future of goverment issue's. Was happennnn folks. Hilary gives me some skin gurl. Nice to see the witey is crowd and concernnned about how badddd i'm's going mess thingsss up.