Dr.'s cure

[Jim80]

> DOCTOR JOHN'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION
>
> If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in
> the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession
> when symptoms occur:
>
> "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of
> Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm
> Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
>
> If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably
> destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a
> public
> service.