two guys at lowes

06-06-09, 06:53 PM

TWO GUYS IN LOWE'S

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?

The old timer says... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most of us old timers are helpful like that!

Cavs1123 · 06-06-09, 07:22 PM

that is a funny joke

Bassboss · 06-06-09, 07:43 PM

lol! That's pretty freaking funny!

MallenManson · 06-06-09, 08:13 PM

Seriously, I just laughed out loud

bamabassman · 06-06-09, 11:36 PM

i laughed too mallen. LOUDLY! hahahahaa.

06-06-09, 06:53 PM	#1
kg5388 Guest Posts: n/a	two guys at lowes TWO GUYS IN LOWE'S Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'. The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like? The old timer says... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.' Most of us old timers are helpful like that!

06-06-09, 07:43 PM	#3
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lol! That's pretty freaking funny! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

06-06-09, 08:13 PM	#4
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Seriously, I just laughed out loud __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

06-06-09, 11:36 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	i laughed too mallen. LOUDLY! hahahahaa. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

06-06-09, 07:22 PM	#2
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	that is a funny joke

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