02-22-10, 07:39 PM | #1 |
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My dumb**** moment of today.
So the wife got me a new phone and of course some of the numbers didnt transfer over.
Anyway, I got a text from a number (no name). saying: 7lb 4oz ....Laney Davis. My auto response is : ''Ah man what a pig!!..Nice (colorful-word) catch!!!...Where is Laney Davis lake??'' The reply: ''WTF are you talking about,my daughter was just born!'' This friend is not a fisherman..
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02-22-10, 07:41 PM | #2 |
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AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAHHAHAHA
Wow that one is priceless. That's a rough one there.
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02-22-10, 07:50 PM | #3 |
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I'm laughin with ya, waffle!..Wait...nope..at you...
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That's kind of like asking a woman when they are due and they say that they're not pregnant. Ooops
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ROFLMAO!!
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh, it eases the pain of the whoopin the bait monkey just gave me. BB
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02-22-10, 08:48 PM | #6 |
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Well there is one "used to be my friend". HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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hahahaha... Good thing you didn't ask if it was a fat bellied hawg.
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OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?
(Raises hand)
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Yup, my hand is up.
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Every daggone one of them-----plus me.
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To dang funny. Hahahahaha.
My hands up.
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That is exactly what I would have thought!
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Heck, I routinely do that even when I KNOW it's a new baby. For some reason, the ladies are not too happy with me when I ask them if they are going to get a replica or a skin mount. Bad sense of humor if you ask me.
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02-23-10, 01:51 AM | #14 |
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Did they keep it? Or throw it back?
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Ya never want to throw em back till age two. From then on there will be times you wished you had.
Joking of course.
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Quote:
Ignore the voices!
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That sounds like something up my alley Waffle. LOL Classic!
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I'd have asked him what he caught it on.
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lol that is funny
also tell them to find another name, my oldest daughters name is Delaney and we call her Laney for short. (joking) |
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lol thats funny. Should of ask them (before it came were you on top or bottom or somewhere in between and was there cover or was he out in the open)
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