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Old 02-22-10, 07:39 PM   #1
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Default My dumb**** moment of today.

So the wife got me a new phone and of course some of the numbers didnt transfer over.

Anyway, I got a text from a number (no name). saying:

7lb 4oz ....Laney Davis.

My auto response is :

''Ah man what a pig!!..Nice (colorful-word) catch!!!...Where is Laney Davis lake??''

The reply:

''WTF are you talking about,my daughter was just born!''


This friend is not a fisherman..
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Old 02-22-10, 07:41 PM   #2
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AHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAHHAHAHA

Wow that one is priceless. That's a rough one there.
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Old 02-22-10, 07:50 PM   #3
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I'm laughin with ya, waffle!..Wait...nope..at you...
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Old 02-22-10, 08:20 PM   #4
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That's kind of like asking a woman when they are due and they say that they're not pregnant. Ooops
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Old 02-22-10, 08:31 PM   #5
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ROFLMAO!!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thanks for the laugh, it eases the pain of the whoopin the bait monkey just gave me.

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Old 02-22-10, 08:48 PM   #6
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Well there is one "used to be my friend". HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 02-22-10, 09:03 PM   #7
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hahahaha... Good thing you didn't ask if it was a fat bellied hawg.
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Old 02-22-10, 09:05 PM   #8
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OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?

(Raises hand)
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Old 02-22-10, 09:21 PM   #9
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OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?

(Raises hand)
Yup, my hand is up.
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Old 02-22-10, 09:31 PM   #10
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OK, be honest: How many of you would have thought the same thing?

(Raises hand)
Every daggone one of them-----plus me.
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Old 02-22-10, 10:47 PM   #11
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To dang funny. Hahahahaha.
My hands up.
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Old 02-22-10, 11:17 PM   #12
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That is exactly what I would have thought!
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Old 02-22-10, 11:32 PM   #13
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Heck, I routinely do that even when I KNOW it's a new baby. For some reason, the ladies are not too happy with me when I ask them if they are going to get a replica or a skin mount. Bad sense of humor if you ask me.
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Old 02-23-10, 01:51 AM   #14
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Did they keep it? Or throw it back?
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Ya never want to throw em back till age two. From then on there will be times you wished you had.


Joking of course.
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Old 02-23-10, 03:15 AM   #16
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Ya never want to throw em back till age two. From then on there will be times you wished you had.


Joking of course.

Ignore the voices!
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Old 02-23-10, 03:17 AM   #17
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That sounds like something up my alley Waffle. LOL Classic!
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Old 02-25-10, 10:17 PM   #18
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I'd have asked him what he caught it on.
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Old 02-25-10, 10:29 PM   #19
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I'd have asked him what he caught it on.

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Old 02-26-10, 12:06 AM   #20
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lol that is funny

also tell them to find another name, my oldest daughters name is Delaney and we call her Laney for short. (joking)
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Old 02-26-10, 07:09 AM   #21
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lol thats funny. Should of ask them (before it came were you on top or bottom or somewhere in between and was there cover or was he out in the open)
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Mallon you ain't right--LMAO
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