Bikers and truckers

1/4 stick · 11-02-10, 07:19 PM

A trucker was sitting at the lunch counter eating his morning eggs and hash browns when some bikers walked in.

One walked up and put his finger in the trucker's coffee and said, "That's not very hot, is it?"

Another put his finger in the trucker's scrambled eggs and said, "Not very fluffy, either, huh?"

After a few moments of silence, the trucker stood up, paid his bill and left the diner. "Not much of a man, was he?" said the first biker to the waitress.

"You're right about that," she replied, "and not much of a driver either. He just ran over a bunch of motorcycles.

Old Hooker · 11-02-10, 07:27 PM

Good one 1/4 stick!

BigBassin144 · 11-02-10, 08:25 PM

LMAO, that made my day, thanks 1/4!

BB

bamabassman · 11-02-10, 08:39 PM

hahahaha!!! goodun stick. reminds me of smokeyand the bandit movie. jerry ran over those bikes too remember?

1/4 stick · 11-02-10, 09:06 PM

Who could forget smokey and the bandit? lol

11-02-10, 07:19 PM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Bikers and truckers A trucker was sitting at the lunch counter eating his morning eggs and hash browns when some bikers walked in. One walked up and put his finger in the trucker's coffee and said, "That's not very hot, is it?" Another put his finger in the trucker's scrambled eggs and said, "Not very fluffy, either, huh?" After a few moments of silence, the trucker stood up, paid his bill and left the diner. "Not much of a man, was he?" said the first biker to the waitress. "You're right about that," she replied, "and not much of a driver either. He just ran over a bunch of motorcycles. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

11-02-10, 07:27 PM	#2
Old Hooker BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Shadow of the Smokys, East Tennessee Posts: 249	Good one 1/4 stick! __________________ To fish or not to fish. What a stupid question! -Jim

11-02-10, 08:25 PM	#3
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	LMAO, that made my day, thanks 1/4! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

11-02-10, 08:39 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hahahaha!!! goodun stick. reminds me of smokeyand the bandit movie. jerry ran over those bikes too remember? __________________ so many lures, so little time.

11-02-10, 09:06 PM	#5
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Who could forget smokey and the bandit? lol __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

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