11-11-10, 01:27 PM
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A Poem For Those Over 30
by Unknown Author
Remember when...... A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bites. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile. Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a back up happened to your commode. Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu.
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11-11-10, 03:57 PM
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lol, ma would love that!!
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11-11-10, 07:29 PM
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hahaha, all true too............all true. dang i am getting old. hahahahaha!!!!
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11-13-10, 10:02 PM
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That's funny!
Hey 66, I hope it's alright with you, if I were to add another one? Spam was just a canned meat product. -Mark |
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11-13-10, 10:09 PM
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Woody, I like me a fried spam sammich.
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11-13-10, 10:23 PM
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hahaha!
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11-13-10, 11:01 PM
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That's just a snack ifin I can take it away from the Bandit
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