Has this ever happened to you?

Captmikestarrett · 03-25-11, 03:32 PM

Your sitting in your cubicilum and a inmate pours a cup of water from water cooler. BAM just like that, the urge to pee is strong.

So you get up and head toward the bathroom and your path is totally blocked by 6 elephants. So you turn to go the other way and a herd of alpacas blocks your other exit.

So you have to wait..

Has this ever happened to you?

Capt Mike

nobass · 03-25-11, 03:36 PM

yes only i get blocked by dragons and unicorns

Captmikestarrett · 03-25-11, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by nobass

yes only i get blocked by dragons and unicorns

Okaly dokaly...

Capt Mike

Captmikestarrett · 03-25-11, 03:42 PM

Is moonshine a viable business plan in TN?

Capt Mike

WaffleJaw · 03-25-11, 03:42 PM

Just pee on the floor..The elephants will suck it up and spray it on their backs...Its win ,win.

Captmikestarrett · 03-25-11, 03:47 PM

You know why elephants do not have glove compartments?

Because they have a trunk....

I did meet the two girls that bend over backwards and slide into a clear cube.

Capt Mike

MississippiBoy · 03-25-11, 04:13 PM

I'm going to pretend that I never saw this thread....

Move along, folks, move along.....nothing to see here...

WaffleJaw · 03-25-11, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

You know why elephants do not have glove compartments?

Because they have a trunk....

I did meet the two girls that bend over backwards and slide into a clear cube.

Capt Mike

Do the cubes have carrying handles?...

nobass · 03-25-11, 04:23 PM

no moonshine isn,t a business its a obession

Captmikestarrett · 03-25-11, 05:46 PM

Guess I need to s-plain my post. I work at the Verizon Center in DC and my office is just behind the stage. Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey Circus is here all week.

The girls have youtube if I can find the link..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzIYd2-sv50

Ringling picked them up. It is bit slow but incredible..

Capt Mike

Captmikestarrett · 03-25-11, 05:47 PM

Last time I had moonshine I woke in the front yard with a shoe on my hand..

Capt Mike

jmartin · 03-25-11, 06:22 PM

As I followed this thread I wasnt sure were it was headed but I was pretty sure the captain had got some good shrooms. I love the video.
Jerry

nobass · 03-25-11, 07:14 PM

ok that makes more sense now cpt. mike . thought i was one of those silly post

woody · 03-25-11, 07:33 PM

Oh it's still silly, but in a humorous way. lol

-Mark

1/4 stick · 03-25-11, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captmikestarrett

Is moonshine a viable business plan in TN?

Capt Mike

Always has been. In NC too.

carolina-rig-01 · 03-25-11, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

I'm going to pretend that I never saw this thread....

Move along, folks, move along.....nothing to see here...

HAHAHA I agree.

bamabassman · 03-25-11, 11:17 PM

SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN STICKS SHED WITHOUT SUPERVISION!!! hahahahahaha!1

1/4 stick · 03-25-11, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN STICKS SHED WITHOUT SUPERVISION!!! hahahahahaha!1

Long as they replace the ham. roflmao

03-25-11, 03:32 PM	#1
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Has this ever happened to you? Your sitting in your cubicilum and a inmate pours a cup of water from water cooler. BAM just like that, the urge to pee is strong. So you get up and head toward the bathroom and your path is totally blocked by 6 elephants. So you turn to go the other way and a herd of alpacas blocks your other exit. So you have to wait.. Has this ever happened to you? Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-25-11, 03:36 PM	#2
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	yes only i get blocked by dragons and unicorns __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

03-25-11, 03:42 PM	#4
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Is moonshine a viable business plan in TN? Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-25-11, 03:42 PM	#5
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Just pee on the floor..The elephants will suck it up and spray it on their backs...Its win ,win. __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

03-25-11, 03:47 PM	#6
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	You know why elephants do not have glove compartments? Because they have a trunk.... I did meet the two girls that bend over backwards and slide into a clear cube. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-25-11, 04:13 PM	#7
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	I'm going to pretend that I never saw this thread.... Move along, folks, move along.....nothing to see here... __________________ I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?

03-25-11, 04:23 PM	#9
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	no moonshine isn,t a business its a obession __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

03-25-11, 05:46 PM	#10
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Guess I need to s-plain my post. I work at the Verizon Center in DC and my office is just behind the stage. Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey Circus is here all week. The girls have youtube if I can find the link.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzIYd2-sv50 Ringling picked them up. It is bit slow but incredible.. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-25-11, 05:47 PM	#11
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Last time I had moonshine I woke in the front yard with a shoe on my hand.. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

03-25-11, 06:22 PM	#12
jmartin BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bridgewater Va Posts: 304	As I followed this thread I wasnt sure were it was headed but I was pretty sure the captain had got some good shrooms. I love the video. Jerry __________________ "Body Piercing by Springfield"

03-25-11, 07:14 PM	#13
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	ok that makes more sense now cpt. mike . thought i was one of those silly post __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

03-25-11, 07:33 PM	#14
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Oh it's still silly, but in a humorous way. lol -Mark

03-25-11, 11:17 PM	#17
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN STICKS SHED WITHOUT SUPERVISION!!! hahahahahaha!1 __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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