Don't ever lie to your mother!

[Bassboss]

After Rob graduates from high school, he's trying to decide weather to go to the University, or to the Christian collage into town.

Rob decides to Consult his mother and see what she thinks of the whole mater. She was a wise old lady, and could tell who you've been with and what you've done, and whether you were lying when you came home on Friday night.

His mother says what every you, listen for God to tell you where to go. And don't ever lie to your mother.

After several months, Rob decides he'll go the University.

On his first night at the university, Rob is paired up with a room mate, a respectable young woman named Jessica studying to be a nurse.

That night, Rob calls his mother and tells her how things are going at collage.

Rob tells her about his room mate, Jessica, and assures her their's nothing going on between the two of them. Ending the call his mother says "Good to hear that you're doing well, and remember, Don't EVER lie to your mother."

It's been almost a year now, and Jessica and Rob decide to invite his mother over for Christmas dinner in their dorm.

While at dinner, Jessica leaves the room and goes into the kitchen. While she is gone, Rob again, assures his mother that there is nothing going on between the two of them.

After a wonderful evening and meal, Rob's mother leaves for home, kisses her son on the cheek, says good bye, and says, "Thank you for inviting me to dinner, and Remember, don't EVER lie to your mother.

Several weeks go by and Jessica and Rob cannot find their Silver gravy ladle. They'd both looked high and low all over the kitchen and dinning area for the ladle and couldn't find a trace of the thing.

Several more weeks go by, and they sill can't find their gravy ladle. Jessica tells Rob he's better call his mother to see if she's taken it for some reason.

That night, rob sits down at his computer and decides to email his mother about the gravy ladle... The email reads like this: "Now mom, I'm not saying you did, and I'm not saying you didn't steal our silver gravy ladle, but have seen it and do you have it with you?"

The next morning Rob's mother reads the email, and reply's like this. "Now son, I'm not saying you and Jessica are, or you and Jessica are not sleeping with each other. But if you weren't, then Jessica would know that I hid the gravy ladle under the covers in her bed."

And that's why you should never lie to your mother.

[Z-Man]

Hahaha great joke! I needed a good laugh.

[keithdog]

hahahaha, sounds like something my mother wouold have done.