College money well spent? What the???

keithdog · 05-23-12, 06:59 PM

I've been working at our local college this week and today I was working in a couple of the student dorm buildings. The students have left and the cleanup crew hasn't started yet. Walking past an open dorm room door, I did an about face to see if what I saw out the corner of my eye was correct. And it was!

And those are economy size packages my friends.

Someone was working very hard and no doubt enjoyed his year at college to the full degree.

Thinking about this scene though, I pause to wonder if perhaps I am jumping to conclussions. True, these packages were on his shelf/headboard of his bed, but perhaps they were part of his tools for higher learning. Perhaps, just perhaps, this guy is a med student who is planning on becomming a gynocologist. Perhaps he is just trying to learn all he can about a womans anatomy before graduating. He just might end up being the doctor who saves your girlfriends, wifes, daughters life some day.

nofearengineer · 05-23-12, 07:53 PM

You forgot one conclusion you might be jumping to: the dorm room belonged to a guy.

keithdog · 05-23-12, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nofearengineer

You forgot one conclusion you might be jumping to: the dorm room belonged to a guy.

Nope, this building is devided among floors. This floor was a mens floor. haha But who left that stuff there, thats the question.

bamabassman · 05-23-12, 08:15 PM

this is funny. but hey...at least "they" were smart enought to use protection. who says college kids are dumb. lol!!!

bcklash · 05-23-12, 08:34 PM

I bet there to small for this Va. redneck

keithdog · 05-23-12, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bcklash

I bet there to small for this Va. redneck

Probably way too long too. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bubba_Bruiser · 05-25-12, 01:14 PM

If he is in not the dude that saves them, he may be the reason you are in court.

dave · 05-25-12, 04:20 PM

There is a hilarious website called, "Tests from Lats night"

I read one where a college girl upon moving her bed from the wall to clean up before going home for the summer, found dozens of opened wrappers and used condoms. Her first thought was, "gosh I'm a slut"

joedog · 05-26-12, 10:33 AM

At least there wasn't a tub of vaseline next to them!

bassinbob · 05-26-12, 12:24 PM

vaseline + condom = baby.

lilmule · 05-26-12, 01:27 PM

Actually one college girl petitioned the us govt to pay for this type protection,as deemed to costly.
I worked the dorms,when at Mu.

Top Tiger · 05-26-12, 03:04 PM

I think the ones on the left are recaps. You can't be too thrifty in these hard economic times. When I was in college, I would have wished I had a need for that many. All that boy needs is an agent.

bcklash · 05-26-12, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by keithdog

Probably way too long too. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So what if I had to tie a knot in them. SO WHAT.

05-23-12, 06:59 PM	#1
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	College money well spent? What the??? I've been working at our local college this week and today I was working in a couple of the student dorm buildings. The students have left and the cleanup crew hasn't started yet. Walking past an open dorm room door, I did an about face to see if what I saw out the corner of my eye was correct. And it was! And those are economy size packages my friends. Someone was working very hard and no doubt enjoyed his year at college to the full degree. Thinking about this scene though, I pause to wonder if perhaps I am jumping to conclussions. True, these packages were on his shelf/headboard of his bed, but perhaps they were part of his tools for higher learning. Perhaps, just perhaps, this guy is a med student who is planning on becomming a gynocologist. Perhaps he is just trying to learn all he can about a womans anatomy before graduating. He just might end up being the doctor who saves your girlfriends, wifes, daughters life some day. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

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nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	You forgot one conclusion you might be jumping to: the dorm room belonged to a guy. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

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bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	this is funny. but hey...at least "they" were smart enought to use protection. who says college kids are dumb. lol!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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05-25-12, 04:20 PM	#8
dave BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 401	There is a hilarious website called, "Tests from Lats night" I read one where a college girl upon moving her bed from the wall to clean up before going home for the summer, found dozens of opened wrappers and used condoms. Her first thought was, "gosh I'm a slut"

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joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	At least there wasn't a tub of vaseline next to them! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

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bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	vaseline + condom = baby. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

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lilmule BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Buchanan,Tn Posts: 2,685	Actually one college girl petitioned the us govt to pay for this type protection,as deemed to costly. I worked the dorms,when at Mu.

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Top Tiger BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Waynesville, NC Posts: 245	I think the ones on the left are recaps. You can't be too thrifty in these hard economic times. When I was in college, I would have wished I had a need for that many. All that boy needs is an agent.

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