Just wanted to try and MAKE UP FOR MY EXTREME ERROR IN JUDGEMENT

joedog · 09-28-12, 12:27 PM

If you have a hearing aid, if you have a partner, if you go to church, if you ever have been stared at, if you can't afford batteries, if your a wife or husband, if you ever accidently farted in church or in public, if your old, if you don't want to smile, PLEASE DO NOT READ!!!!!

An old couple was sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."

I know this won't make up for my poor judgement but maybe you can be pissed at me with a smile.

Everyone have the very best weekend you possible can, PLEASE!

USMCbassman · 09-28-12, 05:00 PM

LOL....that's good!

keithdog · 09-28-12, 05:44 PM

HAHAHA, That sounds like my boss. Except she doesn't care who hears her. haha

Bassboss · 09-28-12, 07:45 PM

LMAO!!!! Good one joe!

bassinbob · 09-28-12, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithdog

HAHAHA, That sounds like my boss. Except she doesn't care who hears her. haha

Ouch! Lady farts.

09-28-12, 12:27 PM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Just wanted to try and MAKE UP FOR MY EXTREME ERROR IN JUDGEMENT If you have a hearing aid, if you have a partner, if you go to church, if you ever have been stared at, if you can't afford batteries, if your a wife or husband, if you ever accidently farted in church or in public, if your old, if you don't want to smile, PLEASE DO NOT READ!!!!! An old couple was sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid." I know this won't make up for my poor judgement but maybe you can be pissed at me with a smile. Everyone have the very best weekend you possible can, PLEASE! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

09-28-12, 05:44 PM	#3
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	HAHAHA, That sounds like my boss. Except she doesn't care who hears her. haha __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

09-28-12, 07:45 PM	#4
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	LMAO!!!! Good one joe! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

09-28-12, 05:00 PM	#2
USMCbassman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Oceanside, CA Posts: 532	LOL....that's good!

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