Fishin Jokes.............

Dyas · 08-08-05, 02:50 AM

Hers a few good fishin jokes.......................

A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"

Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?

A Fishy Story
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Lets here a few more!

basscatcher03 · 08-08-05, 04:55 PM

um i got one i think this is funny

theres a fisherman walkin down to a lake he passes a guy with out ne fishon his stringer he keeps walkin hes sees yet another one with out a fish he keeps walkin he gets to the lake and theres a huy reelin big 5-8 pounders one after another after 30 min he askes wut u got on there boy the other guy turns and says wut u talkin bout he say wut u usen to catch all those fish he says i dunno i mayd it my self so he says can i useit he says no but i got some no more

its not that funny i just mayd it up ha .................................................. ..........ha

JB · 08-08-05, 05:29 PM

I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife
...best trade I ever made."

08-08-05, 02:50 AM	#1
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Fishin Jokes............. Hers a few good fishin jokes....................... A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!" Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat? A Fishy Story Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" Lets here a few more! __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God Last edited by Dyas; 08-08-05 at 03:04 AM. Reason: more jokes

08-08-05, 04:55 PM	#2
basscatcher03 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: round,rock texas Posts: 239	um i got one i think this is funny theres a fisherman walkin down to a lake he passes a guy with out ne fishon his stringer he keeps walkin hes sees yet another one with out a fish he keeps walkin he gets to the lake and theres a huy reelin big 5-8 pounders one after another after 30 min he askes wut u got on there boy the other guy turns and says wut u talkin bout he say wut u usen to catch all those fish he says i dunno i mayd it my self so he says can i useit he says no but i got some no more its not that funny i just mayd it up ha .................................................. ..........ha __________________ fishing is not a matter of doing its a matter of life GIG 'EM AGGIES screw the sips

08-08-05, 05:29 PM	#3
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife ...best trade I ever made."

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