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Old 12-18-05, 06:38 PM   #1
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Default That hurts.

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
You've guessed it, he opened it and said a fond farewell to his
face. Bet that hurt.
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Old 12-18-05, 06:43 PM   #2
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A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a wagon after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the minister. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the Pastor said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come, sit down and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind for working you so hard!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under this load of hay."

Bet that hurt too.
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Old 12-18-05, 09:36 PM   #3
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Did the first one really happen?
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Old 12-18-05, 09:46 PM   #4
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Did the first one really happen?
Yea Fishie! It really happened. It was on CNN.
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Old 12-18-05, 10:41 PM   #5
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Sweet!!!! serves his a$$ right!
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Old 12-18-05, 11:27 PM   #6
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Dangit Boy..... Thats pertty funny lol......
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Old 12-19-05, 02:57 PM   #7
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Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
You've guessed it, he opened it and said a fond farewell to his
face. Bet that hurt.
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Old 12-22-05, 04:44 PM   #8
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That was awesome Rebbaser!!!
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I thought it was rather fitting
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Old 12-23-05, 12:18 PM   #10
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haha he got owned
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nice sig Reb
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