ME and Polly

My nephu said it wil be ok if me and polly could be back here tonite on cumputor to rite some stuf, he sade he has got to rede it befor polly pushes the buton to send it to you all to rede' .he dont want us to puush the buton. he said polly will help me with al the big wurds. he had becky here on farm lerning me and polly how to rede and rite beter, he caled her a tootur er somethin like that' al she wuz' wuz a techer' she shoed us whur to put marks after wurds. one day polly took her down to the pond fishn' and on way back to the hosue a snake crols out frum the barn and skered bekey and she peed her pants and she never come back nomore. my nephu is commen from the barn and he is gone to rede this befor polly hits the buton to send it away. we are gon fishen tomar' jest me and polly.

[Dyas]

wll' yal jus hav a god tyme y' heer............

[PowerBass]

geez wherens de hell are em der banjos at?

[Dyas]

I lef em inda truk... missin to streengs.............

[PowerBass]

*hears deliverance music in back*

j/k carp man.

[Dyas]

http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

Who wants to dance!!!???!!!!

[striker23]

is this carp man for real?

[Dyas]

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[WTL]

Polly wants a cracker. Think I should get off her first.
I think she wants some water. To put out the blow torch.....

[Dyas]

Lmao........

[PowerBass]

rofl......

[bassintom]

carpman...do you also write harry n' charlie stories for bassmaster magazine???..you should.
i mean that as a compliment..maybe if'n we had a fisherman's tall tale thread on this site you'd fit right in.

[CarpMan]

Originally Posted by bassintom

carpman...do you also write harry n' charlie stories for assmaster magazine???..you should.
i mean that as a compliment..maybe if'n we had a fisherman's tall tale thread on this site you'd fit right in.

nephu elmer got becky to come back to tootur me an polly somore with the cumputor. she shoed us how to use the quote buton so we can quotate sombody back. it shore is emazin [ that wus one of pollys wurds' emazin] whut we can do with tha cumputor; becky sade we are geten gooder' she sade ever time we push a buton we are lurnen. we must have a gooden cuz they are a bunch of butons to push on ares. '''elmer started on the hole fur the new bass pond' he blowd up sume stumps today; and gone to start digen dirt next wek. when he dug up the hole for the carp pond he blowd up some stumps' and one man that wuz helpen got to close to the blast an it blowd dirt and rocks in his face"' an now he is pittyful luken, everbody cals him dirtface' me an polly dont think its nice to cal him that. elmer fishs with a man that got al kinds of shinnie stuf in is ears 'nosse' lipps' eyelidds ann he looks allful. he sade they are rings and things. he come to the farm to see are carp pond. and polly membered dirtface and ask him if his fish tackle box blowd up in his face, cuz all that stuf in his face look like elmers shinie stuf that he got in his tackul box'. polly told him not to go swimen whur bass are cuz he would get bit. its past are time fur bed, polly rubs my fet ever nite at this time and she is waten fur me.

[bassinbob]

Let's see if can guess who this really is. I'll donate a couple bags of plastics to the winner. If more than one guesses the right answer the luck of the draw wins. BassinTom, you're right, very funny and the writeing has great form with a lot of humor. I could read a story from this guy every night. He has a future.

Go Steelers

Bob

[striker23]

im guessing that its powerbass haha. this carp man is one interesting character. ive been around a bit, i dont know of any place where people speak like that though.

[WTL]

Where people speak like that? I do, but its in Tinurcea.

[PowerBass]

No striker, I cant type that good. Aint me, I was thinkin it was one of the older memebrs.

[bassintom]

is it you WTL?..you're an excellent writer...forget bass fishing get a writing career...lmao!

[WTL]

No Tom, its not me. Although I am an excellent writer. I'm kinda thinking Jackl, he's pretty clever for an old guy.

[PowerBass]

Its gotta be Zook, that man knows the hick language better than us all, or it is the deformed and derranged JB!

[CarpMan]

its a grate day in Amerika. becky come out to the farm and ete diner with me an polly an elmer' polly fried up som carps and greens'' while we wuz eten' polly got up an went to the cumputor. she knos how to git it started sence becky tootered us.. an all of a sudun ' she scremed ' and hollorud ' yaull cumhere cumhere' thurs a fish man on a box of kornflakes. i didnt think i could hold her she wuz so fard up. thay wont noway i wuz holde her back' she had elmer to take us to the stor and git a box of them kornflakes.'''an all the way to the stor is all she talked bout was that box of kornflakes' and how she wanted to git her pickshur on one with a big carp ; the nomber 1 stor we went to just had to boxss. one was a car drivur the othur wuz a box of oats an it had a pickshur of a quaker man. and nedless to say 'she wasnot satisfied..we went all the way to the big town' an the stor there didnt kno nothen about the nue box of kornflakes whith the fishman on it''' he sade he would cal becky and becky will tel polly if they come in.'' now me and polly been togathur along time an we dont hold nothen back from each othur..but all she went thru last nite and geten her felins hurt today by that basser guy just bout done her in... all me and elmer could do is driv her back home and turn the cumpouter back on and let he just set ther and look at that big' and i say big man with that big fish...elmer told her the fish wuz a bass an the big man wuz a zookeeper.. and peple just caled him zooker fur short..i cant tel if she is looken at the bassfish ere that big man zooker' an i must say' shes got me woried... polly sade all she wants now is to git her pickshur with her carp on a box of them kornflakes' an wate fur becky to tell her that the zooker fish man box is in. elmer told her not to dreme tomuch about it'' but i say ''lookie here now they aint no harm in dreming'' cuz that shor waz a good pickshur of that zookeeper with that big fish.. her dremes is to meet him an have both boxs nailed to the barn. cuz this is a grate day in amerika.......

[Fish On]

My money is JB

[PowerBass]

most definitley. If it JB, the man can spin up a good tale