Beenie weenie cans

[CarpMan]

we went to your pond today, and done sum divin with our new SCUBA gear. we watched tha bass and turtels, but there wouldnt too many fur us to watch..but we did see alot of stuff in your pond. polly got tangeled in sum used fishen line..and it wuz a good thang i brung my nife with me, cuz i had to cut hur free. we saw a duck skeleton wrapped in fishen line, and seen sum dead turtels with plastic sammage bags over there heads. saw a lot of glass bottles, and a bunch of beer cans all ovur the bottum of tha pond, we saw a bunch of beenie weenie cans, and there wuz some motur oil bottles with sum gooie stuff seeping out.. and tha fish wuz scarce an thay wuz skinny. there wuznt much vegetashun.... we didnt see too many bass lures on tha bottum.. polly sade, peeple wuld retrieve tha lures but leeve tha garbege.. we saw a load of trash come floating down frum a kanoe that wuz jest above us, and that made us mad.. we grabed that bag of stuff and we went up and supprissed them dudes. we got there kanoe numbor, and there truck numbor.. we took that stuff to tha Justice of tha peacesses offus. .. And that Justice man sade them dudes is gonna have a big surprisse down tha road...shame on em.....Now we did see a alot of good bassers piken up there stuff an putten it in a bag an carryen it back home with them.... polly sade it jest takes a fue bad ones to make a mess like this..... but frum what we saw, most of tha bassers wuz very respeckful of there fishin hole...... sumthen we did find wuz a mans wath, a pair of thick lookun glasses, a wallot with 2 dollurs in it, an it had been in tha watur a long time.... and we found a womuns pink bekenie, jest tha bottum part...we hope it didnt belong to a basser..... just kidden....we gave all that stuff to that Justice man... Polly made sum nise chains for tha bassers who cleaned up after they fish. and gave them to each one... The inscriptshun says.. " I will keep my hole clean". I thot that wuz jest fantabaulastic of hur. she has gotet togathur.

[crankybait]

you did a good deed carpman. thats pretty cool of you. did polly spell i will keep the hole clean right? anywyas, a few people can make a mess but a few good pwople can claen it

[PowerBass]

make sure to keep your hole clean everyone!

[Dyas]

My hole is clean. Just washed it so it dodnt smell like fish no more