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Well I went today and got my FLORIDA Drivers License
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don't worry lizzy your still a flat lander who can't say the word crappie with out making it sound like crOppie.. lol
now weins done got to get ya a big ole bowl of grits ![]() zooker
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While bass fishing off the Florida coast, Mr Lizards capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. He spotting and old man fishing on the shore, Lizards shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the old man hollered back, "they ain't been around here for years!" Feeling safe, Mr Lizards started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there MR Lizard asked the old Man,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the old man said. "The sharks got 'em.".... Sure hope he made it back to shore ok...Polly
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If you want ta sound like a florida boy, crappie are "specks" So here in florida you at?
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Try not to melt!
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Lizzy, contact the trailer manufacturer for the weight. They might be able to help you.
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Lizzy, A cavity check just to get a Florida plates and license ? I would have went to a different DMV. Maybe if the woman who would be giving the cavity check was a knockout, I might hesitate a second or two, but the answer still would be no.
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A few other terms you might wanna pick up if you haven't yet:
bluegill = brim redbreast sunfish = redbelly/longear spotted sunfish = stumpknocker redear sunfish = shellcracker pop = soda...its just a midwest thing...lol
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Thanks Rob, but my dad and little brother can help me, I actually do unload all my tackle first LOL.
Hula, I already know all I need to know when it comes to fish names, HAWG = Big Bass. Lizards
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Not to be confused with Hog = one nighter.
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pnj,
ya aint seen nuttin yet! ya oughta see the "corn fed" gals here at the dirty2::30 club.... these country gals are hefty, till they slim down to hunt for a new sugah daddy ![]() |
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whoa floor benders huh? jb maybe you should come down here in may we shall go fishing and scope out the local scenery.
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sounds good to me, I'll bring the sun tan lotion in case any of the hunnies need a smidge
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