Your Best Fishing Joke

[omahabasser]

Since I had a great laugh in the bass sex thread I thought I would see how funny everyone really is. Post your best fishing joke here. Keep it clean

[omahabasser]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun-block."

[flfireman]

Instant classic. My wife even laughed.
2 Guys out fishing by a bridge one gloomy afternoon. As a funeral procession drives by, Joe stands up, places his hat over his heart and bows his head. Then his buddy notices a tear fall down one cheek. After they pass, Joe sits down, wipes the tear and continues fishing. His buddy looks at him and says "Man, I didn't think of you as the sensitve type." Joe looks at him and replies, "What the hell did you expect me to do?, I was married to her for 40 years!"

[Rebbasser]

Me and Flyrod trying to get the boat on the trailer in an electrics only lake in a 20+ MPH wind .

[tournyfisher508]

i got a good one 2 kyake fishermen are loading the kyakes into east lake toho. then one says ha i beat u to the water while the other is still unloading all the sudden flamez says i got one so he gets the bright idea to stand up and set the hook first the kyake sways almost in a 90 degree angle 2 times finally he does a flip jump move into the water and never even got to feel his fish then later gets out fished 20 to 4 hahahahahahahaha hadd to tell it nathan too good of a story

[flamez]

LMAO tourny i was gonna make a joke about me and u but then i was like nah ive made fun of him enough u hoe xD

[Christopherkeene9]

Nope watching drunks try to load their boats down in the keys was better or watching this guy get out of his boat in ankle deep water after running it up on the flats due to not staying in the channel or missing it completely.